he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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