I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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