Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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