girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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