I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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