her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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