I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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