I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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