i just google imaged poop.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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