My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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