dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
one might say we're banned from that church
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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