Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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