They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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