they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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