Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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