I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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