at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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