He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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