Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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