Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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