Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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