I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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