I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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