Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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