Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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