i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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