I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Let's get the cat blown out
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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