Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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