3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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