Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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