Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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