just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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