But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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