Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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