do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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