paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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