There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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