Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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