so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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