The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
