drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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