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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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