I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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