How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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