You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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