he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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