I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Come see our sink grown plant.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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