Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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