Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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