I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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