I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Life is so much better after having sex.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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