Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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