week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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