I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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